Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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