Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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