This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You're completely useless in the revolution.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
How does one acquire holy water?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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