Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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