is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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