she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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