high people should be assigned attendants
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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