with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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