Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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