dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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