I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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