Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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