ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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