My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
