And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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