omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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