I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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