She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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