She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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