So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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