Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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