This is not my ceiling
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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