and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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