I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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