I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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