some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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