don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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