Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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