I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
