Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
We are all done wearing pants today
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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