How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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