By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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