i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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