He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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