It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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