How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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