She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Randomize
