Please, let me fuck your mom
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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