Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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