apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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