Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
