hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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