i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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