I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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