My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
How external is "for external use only"?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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