sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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