sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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