So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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