the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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