we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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