This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
the condom got lost in my hair
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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