Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you would pick up someone in the library
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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