Do vagina's smell?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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