do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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